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Review: Absolutely Anything
1/2 By Christian DiMartino The Monty Python gang (with the exception of the late Graham Chapman) is back at it yet again in Absolutely Anything, and this time they have brought funny men Simon Pegg, Rob Riggle, and the late Robin Williams (as the voice of a dog) into the mix. All of the elements are…
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Memento, Point Break, and the Infamy of Remakes
By Christian DiMartino Christopher Nolan’s Memento is a flawless film. It’s a film of grand invention, and really, the praise I could give it now probably would not do it justice. It is a perfect film… so why not remake it? If you have been on the internet tonight, you have probably heard a little bit…
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Film Confessions: Dead Poets Society
*Spoiler alert* By Christian DiMartino This is my “Film Confessions” Segment, in which I shall discuss things that, well, I know I will get judged for. So, for starters, I am going to rip the band-aid clean off and say… I do not like Dead Poets Society… and here comes the angry mob. I have an…
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Review: Dope
1/2 By Christian DiMartino I tried to catch as many movies as I could this last summer. In fact, there were some that I wish I could have missed (cough cough Fantastic Four). Dope was one that I surprisingly missed out on, and I say that is a surprise because I at least tried to tackle the acclaimed…
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Review: Paper Towns
By Christian DiMartino John Green’s novels are wildly popular around the world (or, well, the US). I have never read one, because I have a life. But I know people who have, and love them. Hence why The Fault in Our Stars raked in as much cash as it did last year. People love that crap.…
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Great Movies: Interstellar
By Christian DiMartino Hi my name is Christian DiMartino, an aspiring film critic from Indiana and my plan is to write reviews on current releases/discuss upcoming releases/discuss great films etc. This is an entry in my “Great Movies” segment, in which I take a great film from a certain year, and discuss it. My goal…