Tag: ewan mcgregor

• Review: Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio

  By Christian DiMartino We have gotten three Pinocchio adaptations over the course of two years. Why? I don’t know, I guess some filmmakers just want to take a stab at it. One was a live-action, Italian version released in 2020; the technical aspects were pretty remarkable, but the movie was nightmare fuel. The second Pinocchio…

  christiandimartino

  November 26, 2022

  Reviews

  cate blanchett, christian dimartino, christoph waltz, david bradley, ewan mcgregor, film, films, gabriel mann, guillermo del toro, guillermo del toros pinocchio, john turturro, movie, movies, pinocchio, ron perlman, tilda swinton, wordpress

• Every Tim Burton Movie, Ranked

  

  By Christian DiMartino Tim Burton turned 64 on August 25, and with that and the upcoming release of his Netflix series, The Addams Family spinoff Wednesday, I thought it would be a good enough excuse to talk about his body of work. Of which, I am honestly a big fan of. Many think that Burton…

  christiandimartino

  August 26, 2022

  Rankings

  alan rickman, albert finney, alice in wonderland, amy adams, batman, batman returns, beetlejuice, big eyes, big fish, catherine o'hara, charlie and the chocolate factory, christian dimartino, christina ricci, colin farrell, corpse bride, danny devito, dark shadows, dumbo, ed wood, edward scissorhands, eva green, ewan mcgregor, film, films, frankenweenie, freddie highmore, glenn close, helena bonham carter, jack nicholson, johnny depp, mark wahlberg, mars attacks, martin landau, mia wasikowska, michael keaton, michelle pfeiffer, miss peregrine’s home for peculiar children, movie, movies, paul reubens, pee wee’s big adventure, planet of the apes, sleepy hollow, sweeney todd the demon barber of fleet street, tim burton, winona ryder, wordpress

• I Watched 30 Seasons of Television from 2021, and, yeah, You’re Gonna Hear About it

  

  By Christian DiMartino Alright so you may or may not have noticed that I vanished for the last like 10 days. Both of my current segments- “Stallone Saturdays” and “THE Best Picture”- were put on hold. Movies such as Uncharted and Marry Me went un-reviewed. I also deliberately stayed off of the Youtube channel I…

  christiandimartino

  February 27, 2022

  Rankings, tv

  alan ruck, alexandra daddario, american horror stories, american horror story: double feature, anthony mackie, billy crudup, bobby cannavale, brian cox, christian dimartino, christina ricci, clive owen, connie britton, curb your enthusiasm, dane dehaan, david e kelley, david thewlis, disney, dopesick, elizabeth olsen, elle fanning, evan peters, ewan mcgregor, falcon and the winter soldier, florence pugh, gael garcia bernal, hacks, hailee steinfeld, halston, hamish linklater, hannah waddingham, hawkeye, himesh patel, invincible, it's a sin, jake lacy, jason sudeikis, jean smart, jennifer aniston, jennifer coolidge, jennifer jason lee, jeremy renner, jeremy strong, joan allen, julianne moore, julianne nicholson, juliette lewis, justin theroux, kaitlyn dever, kate winslet, kathryn hahn, kieran culkin, landscapers, larry david, liseys story, loki, mackenzie davis, mare of easttown, martin short, marvel, matthew macfadyen, melanie lynskey, melissa mccarthy, michael keaton, michael shannon, midnight mass, mike flanagan, mike white, murray bartlett, nicholas braun, nicholas hoult, Nicole Kidman, nine perfect strangers, olivia colman, only murders in the building, owen wilson, pablo larrain, paul bettany, penn badgley, reese witherspoon, ryan murphy, sarah snook, sebastian stan, selena gomez, sophia dimartino, squid game, star wars, station eleven, stephen king, Steve Martin, steve zahn, succession, Sydney Sweeney, tawny cypress, ted lasso, television, the book of boba fett, the great, the mandalorian, the morning show, the mosquito coast, the white lotus, tom hiddleston, tony macnamara, tv, victoria pedretti, wandavision, what if, wordpress, wyatt russell, yellowjackets, you

• Review: Jane Got a Gun

  By Christian DiMartino I realize that I’m a few months late on reviewing Jane Got a Gun, but lets face it: You don’t care. If you cared, then you would’ve seen it. In fact, I don’t even think it was screened for critics (not that I actually consider myself legitimate, but I can daydream). But yes,…

  christiandimartino

  May 4, 2016

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  christian dimartino, ewan mcgregor, jane got a gun, joel edgerton, movies, natalie portman, noah emmerich, rodrigo santoro